function joke()
{
    days = new Array(7)
    days[0] = "Sunday";
    days[1] = "Monday";
    days[2] = "Tuesday"; 
    days[3] = "Wednesday";
    days[4] = "Thursday";
    days[5] = "Friday";
    days[6] = "Saturday";
    today = new Date(); day = days[today.getDay() + 1];


  var now = new Date ();
  var day = now.getDay();

 if(day == 0) document.write("<IMG BORDER=0  SRC='../services/joke-1.gif' ALIGN=RIGHT>");
 if(day == 1) document.write("<IMG BORDER=0  SRC='../services/joke-2.gif' ALIGN=RIGHT>");
 if(day == 2) document.write("<IMG BORDER=0  SRC='../services/joke-3.gif' ALIGN=RIGHT>");
 if(day == 3) document.write("<IMG BORDER=0  SRC='../services/joke-4.gif' ALIGN=RIGHT>");
 if(day == 4) document.write("<IMG BORDER=0  SRC='../services/joke-5.gif' ALIGN=RIGHT>");
 if(day == 5) document.write("<IMG BORDER=0  SRC='../services/joke-6.gif' ALIGN=RIGHT>");
 if(day == 6) document.write("<IMG BORDER=0  SRC='../services/joke-7.gif' ALIGN=RIGHT>");
}

function quote()
{

    days = new Array(7)
    days[0] = "Sunday";
    days[1] = "Monday";
    days[2] = "Tuesday"; 
    days[3] = "Wednesday";
    days[4] = "Thursday";
    days[5] = "Friday";
    days[6] = "Saturday";
    today = new Date(); day = days[today.getDay() + 1];


  var now = new Date ();
  var day = now.getDay();

 if(day == 0) document.write("<IMG BORDER=0  SRC='../services/q-01.gif' ALIGN=RIGHT>");
 if(day == 1) document.write("<IMG BORDER=0  SRC='../services/q-02.gif' ALIGN=RIGHT>");
 if(day == 2) document.write("<IMG BORDER=0  SRC='../services/q-03.gif' ALIGN=RIGHT>");
 if(day == 3) document.write("<IMG BORDER=0  SRC='../services/q-04.gif' ALIGN=RIGHT>");
 if(day == 4) document.write("<IMG BORDER=0  SRC='../services/q-05.gif' ALIGN=RIGHT>");
 if(day == 5) document.write("<IMG BORDER=0  SRC='../services/q-06.gif' ALIGN=RIGHT>");
 if(day == 6) document.write("<IMG BORDER=0  SRC='../services/q-03.gif' ALIGN=RIGHT>");
}

function image()
{

    days = new Array(7)
    days[0] = "Sunday";
    days[1] = "Monday";
    days[2] = "Tuesday"; 
    days[3] = "Wednesday";
    days[4] = "Thursday";
    days[5] = "Friday";
    days[6] = "Saturday";
    today = new Date(); day = days[today.getDay() + 1];

  var now = new Date ();
  var day = now.getDay();

 if(day == 0) document.write("<CENTER><BR><IMG SRC='1.jpg' BORDER=0>");
 if(day == 1) document.write("<CENTER><BR><IMG SRC='2.jpg' BORDER=0>");
 if(day == 2) document.write("<CENTER><BR><IMG SRC='3.jpg' BORDER=0>");
 if(day == 3) document.write("<CENTER><BR><IMG SRC='4.jpg' BORDER=0>");
 if(day == 4) document.write("<CENTER><BR><IMG SRC='5.jpg' BORDER=0>");
 if(day == 5) document.write("<CENTER><BR><IMG SRC='6.jpg' BORDER=0>");
 if(day == 6) document.write("<CENTER><BR><IMG SRC='3.jpg' BORDER=0>");
}

function choice()
{

    days = new Array(7)
    days[0] = "Sunday";
    days[1] = "Monday";
    days[2] = "Tuesday"; 
    days[3] = "Wednesday";
    days[4] = "Thursday";
    days[5] = "Friday";
    days[6] = "Saturday";
    today = new Date(); day = days[today.getDay() + 1];

  var now = new Date ();
  var day = now.getDay();

 if(day == 0) document.write("<CENTER><BR><IMG SRC='poetry-01.gif' BORDER=0>");
 if(day == 1) document.write("<CENTER><BR><IMG SRC='poetry-02.gif' BORDER=0>");
 if(day == 2) document.write("<CENTER><BR><IMG SRC='poetry-03.gif' BORDER=0>");
 if(day == 3) document.write("<CENTER><BR><IMG SRC='poetry-04.gif' BORDER=0>");
 if(day == 4) document.write("<CENTER><BR><IMG SRC='poetry-05.gif' BORDER=0>");
 if(day == 5) document.write("<CENTER><BR><IMG SRC='g_02.jpg' BORDER=0>");
 if(day == 6) document.write("<CENTER><BR><IMG SRC='g_01.jpg' BORDER=0>");
}



function jokepage()
        {
        window.open("services/joke.htm","","width=450,height=300,scrollbars=yes,screenx=0,screeny=0")
	}

function quotepage()
        {
        window.open("services/quote.htm","","width=450,height=350,scrollbars=yes,screenx=0,screeny=0")
	}
function imagepage()
        {
        window.open("services/image.htm","","width=450,height=300,scrollbars=no,screenx=0,screeny=0")
	}
function choicepage()
        {
        window.open("services/choice.htm","","width=450,height=580,scrollbars=yes,screenx=0,screeny=0")
	}